So, for dinner last night I peeled and cut up a bunch of potatoes which I threw in the oven to make some fries. After realizing we were practically out of ketchup, I thought of Pulp Fiction and decided to make a Mayo Sauce for my fries.
At very low heat, 'roast' two cloves of finely chopped garlic and 1/2 of a finely chopped onion. Stir occasionally until dry and sticky. Add salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, and a little bit of sugar. Add mayo, then stir and continue cooking on low heat. When mayo is sufficiently hot, add some grated cheese.
One could add sour cream if they wanted to make something like a chip, or vegetable dip, I think.